Fettuccine Funnies is coming in HOT—served the way your Italian grandma does dinner: loud, joyful, and with zero portion control. Three Italian‑American heavy hitters. One night. Endless laughter.

Warren Durso (Esquire Magazine) kicks things off with raw, unfiltered, neighborhood‑born comedy. From family chaos to road‑warrior stories, Warren brings the grit, the heart, and the kind of punchlines that hit like a flying wooden spoon.

Greg Vaccariello (The Tonight Show) slides in next with razor‑sharp, deceptively chill humor. He’s the quiet cousin at the table who barely talks, but somehow has everyone crying laughing. Smart. Smooth. Deadly funny.

Dean Napolitano (HBO, The Late Late Show) closes the night with high-voltage storytelling, blending timeless stand-up with a modern edge as he brings his iconic Italian father to life—old school, unapologetic, endlessly quotable, and wildly relatable.

Together, they’re pasta‑level comfort meets sauce‑level chaos—three distinct flavors, one unforgettable comedy feast. Expect stories that spiral, impressions that shouldn’t work but absolutely do, and laughs that feel like a full‑body workout. If you leave hungry for more, that’s on purpose. If you leave without smiling… check your pulse—you might be overcooked

Admission is $40 per person (can be purchased in the casino gift shop)
Redeem for $20 in Match Play after the show

21 & Up Welcome
Doors open at 7:30 pm
Full Liquor Bar Available